i'm full of meds and love for women

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

where's that picture that ruined my life

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.