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fun fact: it is a common misconception that french vanilla flavored ice cream contains eggs. in actuality, french vanilla has pretty much everything BUT eggs. name an ingredient. is it eggs? probably not in there.

fun fact: none

fun fact: I already told you, bill, we are GOOD on bananas. stop asking!!!

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fun fact: 64 can find the truth

fun fact: the man in the $10 suit that I mentioned before is still watching you, by the way... wait. he just looked away! just for a second. what was that? he's never done that before. oh, he's looking away again. quick! do something ridiculous while he's not watching!

fun fact: goldfish are the only animals incapable of lying. it's too bad most of them can't speak

fun fact: you are not in the dictionary because you will always define yourself. also, because it is technically illegal to publicly discuss you or write about you. oops, spilled the beans!

fun fact: the mockingbird's heart beats billions of times per second

fun fact: the two card scanners in your school cafeteria beep at slightly different tones. this is only noticeable if you play close attention. remember this

fun fact: nothing is certain except for death and texas

fun fact: meat is murder. vegetables is arson. grains is jaywalking

fun fact: you are your own worst enemy. you're coming for you. run!

fun fact: glue is simply an excellent marriage counselor for inanimate objects