I Are Fum

I are Fum, and I are glorious, and I are helping my hooman crowshay a blanket for one of the younger hoomans, because that is a glorious thing to do.

Even tho I are Fum, and I are magnificent, my hooman mum are gon. Vaycayshun. Hooman mum are home soons, but I are Fum, and I are sad because I are miss hooman mum. And that is okays. It is magnificent and glorious to have feelings, so I be snuggled with things of hers, and with hoomans dads at sleeps, and magnificent hoomans? When you be sads? Have your feelings, snuggle things that remind you of your hoomans, and remember to be glorious and that your hoomans miss you, too.

I are Fum. I are magnificent bastard. Sometimes, I are angry, so I sit in bathroom sink, reflect on good things like hoomans who give Fum loves and pets and snackytreats. Fum remind hoomans that self-care are importants. Take time to sit in hooman size sink, think of good things, be less angry, like Fum do. Be glorious, too.

I are Fum. I are smug bastards. My hoomans drink the coffees and do the works, Fum just sleeps in shadows and soft spotseses. Be like Fum. Do what you love, have smug smirk.

I are Fum, I are magnificent, I be miss my hoomans. Fum want hoomans to rememberrr that they be magnificent and glorious beastses just like Fum are.