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princess wants th moon,,., maid,, get me th moon,.,

"im no better than a man" is a thought cisbians should be having whenever they feel compelled to talk down to trans women instead of like. when a girl has boobs.

god, your worst warrior needs money

maid,,, smoke weed nd makeout with me,,,,, this is my command

Does a magical girl transformation but when it's over it's just me on the couch with a bong

in straight edge as fukk with the exception of poppers, vape, alcohol, and lsd

I'm in your girls apartment inventing new viruses for dogs

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

omg you people can do everything