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a starter for @celestaei { Bernard }
“I am telling you, Bernard! This time will work! When ever have I been wrong?”
Plenty of times. And they both know it. And he knows that they both know it.
But will Nicholas St. North––former Bandit King turned Guardian of Wonder––ever admit to that?
[ Unlikely. ]
rise of the guardians … sentence starters
“Would I trick you?”
“I am not afraid of you.“
“Still waiting for cookies!“
“I don’t like it. Paint it red.“
“Am I on the naughty list?”
“My nightmares are ready.”
“You really don’t remember?“
“Afraid? I’m not afraid of you.“
“Oh, good. That was my idea!“
“I make a mess of everything.“
“What a pretty little nightmare!“
“Since when do we need help?“
“What’s happened to you guys?“
“We should never have trusted you!”
“Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!“
“Ha! On naughty list? You hold record.“
“You guys have been leaving gifts, right?“
“But none of ‘em believe in you, do they?”
“They… they don’t believe in me anymore.“
“It’s not a competition. But, if it was… I win!”
“Oh, I really wish I had a camera right now!“
“How many times have I told you to knock?“
“Now we are getting down to tacks of brass.“
“Maybe not, but you are afraid of something.“
“They can’t be my nightmares. I’m not afraid.“
“I do believe in you. I’m just not afraid of you!“
“Oh, don’t look at me. I’m invisible, remember?“
“We were all someone before we were chosen.“
“I’d say ‘sweet dreams’, but there aren’t any left.“
“Sorry. Not all of us get to work one night a year.“
“Maybe I want what you have. To be believed in.“
“Aw, you’ll protect them? But who will protect you?“
“Uh, that’s not really helping, but thanks, little man.“
“No. You said you wanted to be alone. So, be alone!“
“Y'know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet.“
“This is all very flattering, but, uh, you don’t want me.“
“Finally! Someone who knows how to have a little fun!”
“You should have seen them. They put up such a fight.“
“How can I know who I am… until I find out who I was?“
“It’s the one thing I always know: People’s greatest fears.“
“Wow, it is you! I mean it is you! I knew it wasn’t a dream!“
“No! Listen, listen… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for this to happen.”
“Well, as long as he helps to, uh, to protect the children, right?“
“You can’t get rid of me. Not forever. There will always be fear.“
“You put me here! The least you can do is tell me… tell me why.“
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY SEATBELTS?!“
“You make a mess wherever you go. Why, you’re doing it right now.“
“Okay, look. You and I are obviously at what they call ‘a crossroads’.”
“No? I don’t know what it’s like to be cast out? To not be believed in?”
“But that was all he ever told me. And that was a long, long time ago.”
“I’ve believed in you for a long time, okay? Like, my whole life, in fact.“
“You’re all hard work and deadlines, and I’m snowballs and fun times.“
“Then, I’m going to ignore you. But, you must be used to that, by now.”
“What fear? Of you? No one’s been afraid of you since the Dark Ages!“
“Don’t be nervous, it only riles them up more. They smell fear, you know.“
“Unseen. Unable to reach out to anyone. You want the answers so badly.“
“Oh, yeah. I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.“
“We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don’t have time… for children.”
“It is what I was born with, eyes that have only seen the wonder in everything!“
“If there’s something I’m doing wrong, can you… can you just tell me what it is?“
“Don’t look at me like that, old friend. You must have known this day would come.“
“If it wasn’t a dream, and if you are real, then you have to prove it. Like, right now.“
“Well, let me ease your mind about one thing: They’ll never accept you. Not really.“
“Slow down would you, I’ve been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!“
“Everyone frightened. Miserable! Such happy times for me. Oh, the power I wielded!“
“I did this jump, and it was amazing, and I slide under a car, and it was awesome — !“
“Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark, it was cold, and I was scared.“
“Have you ever seen a more adorable lateral incisor in all of your life?! Look how she flossed!“
“Why I was there and what I was meant to do, that I’ve never known, and a part of me wonders if I ever will.“
“It was so big, and it was so bright. It seemed to chase the darkness away. And when it did… I wasn’t scared anymore.“
Anon hour starts now.
Everything will be answered.
I’ve done something like this before when I RP’d on twitter and I enjoyed it, so I’m going to offer it again.
As we approach Christmas, if anyone has kids or young siblings, etc, I would be happy to receive and respond to Christmas wishes/letters/correspondence over at @lettersforthenorthpole.
I am setting the blog up and will have it looking nice and pretty soon!

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Armchair Books, Ednburgh, Scotland by iangblack
rise of the guardians … sentence starters
“Would I trick you?”
“I am not afraid of you.“
“Still waiting for cookies!“
“I don’t like it. Paint it red.“
“Am I on the naughty list?”
“My nightmares are ready.”
“You really don’t remember?“
“Afraid? I’m not afraid of you.“
“Oh, good. That was my idea!“
“I make a mess of everything.“
“What a pretty little nightmare!“
“Since when do we need help?“
“What’s happened to you guys?“
“We should never have trusted you!”
“Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!“
“Ha! On naughty list? You hold record.“
“You guys have been leaving gifts, right?“
“But none of ‘em believe in you, do they?”
“They… they don’t believe in me anymore.“
“It’s not a competition. But, if it was… I win!”
“Oh, I really wish I had a camera right now!“
“How many times have I told you to knock?“
“Now we are getting down to tacks of brass.“
“Maybe not, but you are afraid of something.“
“They can’t be my nightmares. I’m not afraid.“
“I do believe in you. I’m just not afraid of you!“
“Oh, don’t look at me. I’m invisible, remember?“
“We were all someone before we were chosen.“
“I’d say ‘sweet dreams’, but there aren’t any left.“
“Sorry. Not all of us get to work one night a year.“
“Maybe I want what you have. To be believed in.“
“Aw, you’ll protect them? But who will protect you?“
“Uh, that’s not really helping, but thanks, little man.“
“No. You said you wanted to be alone. So, be alone!“
“Y'know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet.“
“This is all very flattering, but, uh, you don’t want me.“
“Finally! Someone who knows how to have a little fun!”
“You should have seen them. They put up such a fight.“
“How can I know who I am… until I find out who I was?“
“It’s the one thing I always know: People’s greatest fears.“
“Wow, it is you! I mean it is you! I knew it wasn’t a dream!“
“No! Listen, listen… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for this to happen.”
“Well, as long as he helps to, uh, to protect the children, right?“
“You can’t get rid of me. Not forever. There will always be fear.“
“You put me here! The least you can do is tell me… tell me why.“
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY SEATBELTS?!“
“You make a mess wherever you go. Why, you’re doing it right now.“
“Okay, look. You and I are obviously at what they call ‘a crossroads’.”
“No? I don’t know what it’s like to be cast out? To not be believed in?”
“But that was all he ever told me. And that was a long, long time ago.”
“I’ve believed in you for a long time, okay? Like, my whole life, in fact.“
“You’re all hard work and deadlines, and I’m snowballs and fun times.“
“Then, I’m going to ignore you. But, you must be used to that, by now.”
“What fear? Of you? No one’s been afraid of you since the Dark Ages!“
“Don’t be nervous, it only riles them up more. They smell fear, you know.“
“Unseen. Unable to reach out to anyone. You want the answers so badly.“
“Oh, yeah. I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.“
“We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don’t have time… for children.”
“It is what I was born with, eyes that have only seen the wonder in everything!“
“If there’s something I’m doing wrong, can you… can you just tell me what it is?“
“Don’t look at me like that, old friend. You must have known this day would come.“
“If it wasn’t a dream, and if you are real, then you have to prove it. Like, right now.“
“Well, let me ease your mind about one thing: They’ll never accept you. Not really.“
“Slow down would you, I’ve been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!“
“Everyone frightened. Miserable! Such happy times for me. Oh, the power I wielded!“
“I did this jump, and it was amazing, and I slide under a car, and it was awesome — !“
“Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark, it was cold, and I was scared.“
“Have you ever seen a more adorable lateral incisor in all of your life?! Look how she flossed!“
“Why I was there and what I was meant to do, that I’ve never known, and a part of me wonders if I ever will.“
“It was so big, and it was so bright. It seemed to chase the darkness away. And when it did… I wasn’t scared anymore.“
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