I Just Think He’s Neat

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

Girls be like, "I'm turning on my comfort movie," and it's Sam Raimi's 1981 The Evil Dead."

This will be my apartment.

Ash Williams is insane because at literally ANY POINT he could’ve just said “not my problem” and dipped. But no. Dude got his hand possessed, chopped it off, strapped a chainsaw to the stump like those noodle and glue hacks from 2019, and said “groovy.” He got fucking launched back to 1300 AD, looked around at literal knights and castles, and decided he was still the most qualified person in the room. He’s not saving the world out of duty or destiny. No, he’s doing it because he’s too stubborn to let some crusty ass book and a few thousand zombies destroy the shelves he just stocked. Like my guy, you are not the divine chosen one. You are a stockboy with a grudge and a boomstick, and I respect the hell out of that.