Zac Efron

Oh Link Lakrin please get over yourself you are not that good looking

So blunt. I like it.

Real progressive of you to have your bodyguards in bed with you. Since that’s what I meant by your safety.

Really?! I swear, Taylor. Sometimes I worry about you.

An alter ego needs a name like Felicia or Serena or you tell me, what name would you like to call me? haha. Thank you. It means a lot, it’s like I get in the skin of  a sex Godess in front of the camera. Even lesbians would feel weak for you. I’m sure haha. Don’t worry, I’ll try to learn new ones.

Serena is a good one out of those two. If I could pick, it would be Veronica. I’d say. Haha, I don’t know. I guess I would have to be pretty persuasive. Alright, you could even try them on me when you do.

I did the whole sex thing with Adam before we even met, Zac, and in all honesty yet I agree he is definitely sexy and doable.  I would have rather spent time with you and not talking things out in circles as you say.  

You know something I was really wanting you and I to be friends.  But you really are a piece of work.  I hope you find someone who makes you happy cause I do not think you will find another Vanessa.  Yes I said it and I am not even sorry. 

You're probably right, but I’m not going talk about this anymore. When you stop taking low-blows, maybe then I can consider speaking to you.

Okay pretty boy let’s not get carried away we were filming a movie together kind of hard to get rid of you

Oh really? I just though that you were some crazed fan.

Probably I should have an alter ego and let her doing the things I’ve always wanted to do but I never did for being shy or afraid. Yeah, I’m shy even if you don’t see it like that when I’m walking around in underwear. Well what girl wouldn’t jump on you Zac? but yeah I think I need to take notes and advices from that girl. Now I’m sorry you didn’t get her number so I could ask for some help.

Alter ego, eh? I’m curious on what you’d name her. I was about to say-. You definitely look confident doing you’re work and who doesn’t like a confident girl? No one, that’s who. Lesbians... maybe.  I’m sorry too. I would’ve really liked to see the new tricks you would’ve learned.

You’d get her number even after her ripping your shirt? I’d worry for your safety a bit, there.

I mean at least I know she’d be down for anything. That’s why they have what you call ‘bodyguards’. Just in case.

Now why would I have missed you? 

Oh, c’mon now. You were practically glued to me on set. 

Like you ever dealt with me you always said and did things to make me forgive you.  But the last time I was wanting to talk things out you were the one who got jealous for no reason.  I was loyal to you when we dated.  I just wish you would believe that. 

I never forced you to ‘forgive’ me. You did that all on your own. Willingly. I also already explained why I ended things. Sure, physically you were loyal, but I’m not stupid. It was obvious you wanted to fuck Adam. Besides, we never get anywhere when we ‘talk things out’. It just goes in a big ass circle.

Hello, handsome. It’s nice to see you around. It’a always a pleasure to see you anywhere to be honest haha. What can  I say? she’s my new idol! 

The same goes towards you, babe. I’d say you should take some notes from her, but its not like you need it though.

Aw same to you Zac same to you

Is it too early for you to say you’ve missed me?

Hmm, what, Zac?  Just rolling my eyes at you. 

Pft, whatever. I don’t need to deal with you right now.

That’s very interesting to say the least. If I wasn’t a public figure probably I would do the same haha. I’m kidding. I’m not that brave! I was I was.

Well hello, beautiful. You want to pull a Rita, don’t you? Yeah, it was a pretty ballsy move on her part. Slow claps to her.

Contrary to how that description sounds it wasn’t me

She did kind of look like you. Of course, no one can replace you.

Hm. Sarah.