idk

man i gotta shave again >::(

never apologize this is literally what its like

Literally the most relatable post on this site

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

it's like i am literally never going to own a house or find authentic love or escape the clutches of late stage capitalism so really what am i living for

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

baja blast sheep have you any wool

Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel

if you’re gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

Why should I use my poison removers after I am poisoned in the poison swamp. I have to safe them in case a second bigger poison swamp surprises me