It's too simple I don't appreciate it

It's been a while

These post-its speak straight to my heart

What exactly makes this notebook 'cool jazz'? What if I wanted to write down music that's not jazz? How dare you try to limit my musical expression

Why would you put the subject divider tabs IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACE? Look at how the paper has to be shaped to even SEE the tabs. AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE ONE SUPER TINY SO YOU CAN EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO BOTH TABS

FUCK YOU NOTEBOOK YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

At what point does it stop being an index card and just becomes lined paper again?

FLOWERS. 100% ORIGINAL. I INVENTED FLOWER NOTEBOOKS. COPYRIGHT

A button bound notebook? BUTTON BOUND?! This is a notebook you give to your enemies so you can just rip the buttons out and laugh as all their important notes scatter everywhere.

Literally the worst idea for a notebook I've ever seen. If you need to write down a password for something, don't write it in a book labeled 'Password Keeper'. It's pretty much like making your password 'password'.

Why would you hang an empty pen packag- oh.

WHY IS THIS PAPER NAMED 'CORNERS' IT HAS NO CORNERS

How did this make it through quality control WHO IS RESPONSIBLE