Cheesey

God regrets the day I was born and it shows

I would sleep but a “violent outside cat” has chosen my pillow as her safe space to nap and I will not be waking her

There are great things in this world that can happen to you and just as easily be taken away, but instead of being upset, be happy you were able to experience those things in the first place

Hey you *bites your fingers off* thanks!

I would very much like to be able to escape to a comfortable space or place that I feel happy but sadly I cannot so I will rage

Idk who authorized this but I’m about two seconds away from a hot bitch arc thanks bye

I have mysterious anime mom illness symptoms and if I ever put my hair in a loose side ponytail over my shoulder, just shoot me yourself and put me down because it’s coming

A good man shoots at a good time

Sometimes I cry because I’m not a man and I never will be the man I want to be

I am in severe pain

I keep burping and I will keep citing real people who those burps are dedicated to, this burp is for technoblade, who will in fact never die

If you ask me “what team?” I’ll either say I’m gay or packers and I think that’s the same answer tbh, gay people pick the cheese team

I think I need therapy because I have a lot of trauma that needs to be discussed and dealt with in a healthy way

My illnesses may be chronic but I stay iconic