Fuck Yeah Virgo!

Virgo Sun and Capricorn Moon- What frustrates me the most is when people don’t do things in the most logical, efficient, and effective way. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who knows what productivity even means. Nobody seems to make an effort to make things work like I do.

- You’re big on communication being a two-way street. You don’t want to be the one doing all the talking and you damn sure don’t want to be the one doing all the listening. When you speak, you like a reply. Birds chirping after you’ve said your peace is like a slap in the face. You’re open to different types of discussion as long as it’s not long and drawn out. People often feel they can talk to you because of your personality and they may notice how humble you can be. 

- You’re not the most forthcoming about personal issues. That’s your business and you like to keep it that way. Whatever you want to express, you do it on your own time. So the nosy ones out there can be your biggest annoyance when they insist on prying. 

Virgo - Holy Herbalist 

Virgo is the winged angel of the mineral world. She activates medicinal and healing properties as nature passes through her hands. The Virgo hands are coated in a divine brush. They are capable of soothing someone’s distress with a gentle touch, they can dress your physical and emotional wounds with delicacy and finesse, they can restore wellbeing with their powers of mind and supportive direction, they can ease the suffering of your body through simple but discerning comfort measures. The Virgo mind buzzes like a honey bee and nervous energy is filtered throughout the body. It creates a sort of vibration in the hands that magnetises primordial natural therapies and healing herbs. 

Curative energies lain dormant for centuries become awakened with the Virgo touch, like the witch’s touch, the traveling medicine woman’s touch, the ancient pharmacist’s touch, each of these forces meet and release through Virgo. Because they are the sign that connects body with soul, Virgo re-connects the body of human with the soul of earth. The connection is made through her brilliant mind. She has the ability to stop the mind contaminating spirit and becoming physical illness. She feels in her gut when her anxiety is being mismanaged or she is eating poorly, she is forced to feel psychological distress as a physical symptom. She can restrict her food intake, lose or increase appetite, or have unusual food cravings all stemming from her state of mind. She can feel unreasonably nauseas the morning of an exam or before a big event, she can feel sick when she is worried about things she hasn’t even acknowledged yet. It’s from this personal experience that she understands how powerfully and convincingly the mind thrusts its own pain elsewhere to save itself. She comes to acknowledge that all healing undertaken eventually circles back to her mind. This is the place where everything began as she recognises that purity of thought is necessary for purity of body and soul. Mercury the great communicator is the ruler of Virgo, so she can learn the unique ways her body speaks to her. Because Virgo rules the 6th house it means that her experiences, knowledge, and capacities are not solely for her, but cultivated for her role in cosmic service. The mineral wisdom and highly vibrating earthly current that runs through her body and eventually culminates in the hands is made to be shared. She is still the ancient pharmacist who was once known as the sorcerer. She is still tendering her tonic in secret ceremonial offerings, like she has been for centuries, revealing remedies of the medicine gods and rituals primed by her ancestors.  

-C.

Aries: Really angry and always feel like they wanna punch someone or something. They also get annoyed at everything, even furniture. But all they want is someone they can talk to to calm them down. Ironically, they also want to be left alone. They can be sensitive and they don’t care if people don’t like it because they’re too angry to. If they’re extremely mad they’d probably start crying out of frustration. They don’t always know how to deal with their emotions. 

Taurus: They get annoyed even by the sounds of people. Sometimes they get ticked off to the point of wanting to cry because of frustration but they hate it because they don’t want people to see them as weak and because it’s a humiliating feeling. They’ll speak their mind if needed. They never forget things that make them mad so if you pissed them off five years ago they’ll remember it now. 

Gemini: They are detached, and every attempt at a conversation turns into a debate and passive aggressive. They are either extremely open about it or completely ignores why they’re annoyed because they’re not really the type to try and get revenge just because they had a small burst of irritability. They may cry if they’re under enough stress already but they won’t tell anyone they did unless they’re very close. They are blatantly unamused or may be distant in social situations if they can’t get their mind away from it quickly. 

Cancer: They don’t like to get angry so they keep their frustrations to themselves until they it’s too much and they explode. Usually they yell and they get very passive aggressive when that happens. After they get it all out they start to cry if they’re that frustrated. If not, they’ll just be snappy and rude. And then they start to ignore you. They’re also very moody people. 

Leo: When Leos are mad, everything you do annoys them. There’s only some people who can calm them down. You can tell when they’re in a bad mood because they don’t talk or laugh at all and that’s what they usually do then they’re happy. They’re stubborn so it takes a lot for them to be happy again when they’re unhappy so it’s best to just leave them alone because they’ll probably lash out at you, which is not exactly the best thing for you. 

Virgo: In a bad mood, Virgos glare at everything that comes their way. They are high strung and won’t talk about why they’re upset unless they’re asked. They will be quieter than usual. They also like to ignore people. They are distant, they’re not talkative, smiley, or laughing but they’re more sarcastic than usual. 

Libra: Don’t make Libras them repeat themselves when they’re angry. Don’t ask them useless questions. They will ignore you if you keep trying to have a conversation with them or they won’t bother with giving long answers. They just shrug their shoulders or shake their head. They want everyone to go away but feels lonely when they do. They get really snappy. They can also get kind of loud and aggressive. 

Scorpio: When Scorpios are upset, they are always irritated. The littlest things bug them but they’re also slightly emotional so they cry when they’re frustrated and they absolutely hate it. They also passive aggressive as hell. Sometimes aggressively passive aggressive. Do not mess with them because they will not hold back. You’ve been warned. But they will not stay angry for long because they get over things quickly but the longer you drag it on the longer it takes for them to get over it. They like to rant out their frustrations to a friend or two but if they don’t show interest it makes them feel worthless and lonely. Their answers also get very boring and are even more sarcastic than usual. They’re very moody people. They like to be alone when they are angry or at least with someone they trust. But they won’t talk about it with anyone else. 

Sagittarius: They get angry but they usually try to suppress their feelings. They don’t forget about it though. They can get very aggressive and will want to fight everyone and everything. They get irritated by the smallest things and they just want to ignore everyone. They can get sarcastic as well and their attitude will change drastically. They just want everyone to leave them alone. 

Capricorn: Capricorns take their anger off innocent people and blame them. They don’t want to be talked to and get annoyed extremely easily. The little things bother them and they can’t get snappy. They act like they want to be alone but they really don’t. They ignore people and don’t show they’re mad but really they’re just internally screaming at you. They keep things bottled up and are selective of what they show you. 

Aquarius: They’re ready to murder anyone that gets in their way. They get violent and will lash out on you if you bother them or get in their personal space. They don’t know what to do with their emotions since they bottle up their emotions so they might get emotional. You can expect silent treatment and they want to be left alone. 

Pisces: They don’t usually get mad or irritated but when they do they think very deeply about the situation. They need their space to think and calm down. They forgive but never forget. They get annoyed by the smallest things and are really sarcastic. They learn to hold in their tears after a while but sometimes they burst into tears if it gets to be too much.