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Some say that Vivienne du Bois knows Artemis Fowl in real life.

Some say Mirielle Mirabelle St Claire recently signed for non-league side Hebburn Town for a record fee of £87.51.

Some say that 'The Lord of the Rings' is actually a highly stylized version of Marguerite LeNoir's adolescence.

Some say that Vivienne du Bois is preparing to release a new pop single called "How Can I Tell You I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face?"

Some say Mirielle Mirabelle St Claire moonlights as a Formula 1 Driver under the name of 'Sebastian Vettel'.

Some say Marguerite LeNoir has a corner named after her at Suzuka.

“Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart recently won the White House in a strip poker game with Jay-Z, Robin Thicke and Barack Obama. She dismissed reports of her plans to turn it into a burlesque cabaret bar as “unambitious”.

Some say that Mirielle Mirabelle St Clair recently led Bayern Munich to UEFA Super Cup glory in a convincing Pep Guardiola disguise she bought for £2.49 from Poundland.

Some say that Vivienne du Bois has been linked with Arsenal for a reported fee of £40,000,002.

Some say that Marguerite LeNoir operates under the pseudonym 'Gareth Bale'.

Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart released a Comic Relief cover single in Occitan of Beyonce's "Single Ladies". It reached number one in the charts in Bhutan.

Pudsey wears an eyepatch due to an ugly confrontation with Mirielle Mirabelle St Clair over Warlock Rites. Pudsey lost.

Some say that Vivienne du Bois raised a considerable amount of money for Red Nose Day by organising a sponsored strip-tease in the Houses of Parliament.

Some say that for Comic Relief Marguerite LeNoir built the Arc de Triomphe out of mint polos.

Mike Jessop has recently been seen trying to kill James May. Jessop was once quoted to saying that Top Gear was his ideal job.

Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart can speak fluent Welsh. Backwards.