All Hail the Pig King!

((Hey sorry I haven’t updated here in a while. I’ve been getting busier at work and have found other (incredibly distracting!) ways of spending my free time. I kinda get the feeling that no one cares, but maybe that’s just a bit of pessimism talking. 

I do still have some old Asks in the box that I could answer. Hopefully I’ll get to do that in the near future. I’d like to draw responses for them, rather than just typing out replies, so we’ll see how that goes. Thanks for your patience.

The Tumblr atmosphere really gets me down, so I don’t like to come here a whole lot. I spend way more time on Facebook and on Skype, so if you’d like to talk to me - not His Majesty, just his lowly secretary - you are more than welcome to do so. I’m actually a lot friendlier than King P is lol.

My personal is here. You can check the Contact Me section for more details. Feel free to send me a friend request. Just be aware that I constantly talk about animals and food, I post Lisa Frank pictures on an almost daily basis, and I tend to “like” a lot of threads about Bernie Sanders (holy shit don’t tell Porky!!). Oh, and I recently discovered that sometimes I am a kid and other times I am a squid. It’s really been life-changing for me.

If you have anything to submit, please do so!! Especially fanart (properly sourced!). I could really use it, and you know Porky always enjoys the ego boost.