fuckyeahmudvayne

‘Why Does It Always’ starts out as a great fuck song, a rough and tumble sex song; however Chad then sings, “I love the thought of two people forever, but it don’t make sense.” The vocalist is unflinchingly honest in his opinion of marriage, “I think people get so wound up. The whole premise of the song is hanging onto the honeymoon. When people first get together, they’re fucking five times a day and it’s amazing! I don’t understand what happens? You start pulling away from each other, or the chic starts pulling you to be like her… it just doesn’t make sense. In life in general, I think there should be a fucking timer on every relationship. Alright, if you’re really into him sexually, six months – just hit the timer and it starts counting down. Then you wake up one morning and just say, ‘take it easy,’ and you just fucking leave. If it’s a more dynamic, spiritual kind of relationship, put two years on it or whatever. But it’s all the emotions and the bullshit people get so wrapped up in – I don’t believe in two people being together for the rest of their lives, because I don’t think two people can be fucking happy for the rest of their fucking life; not in today’s world. When I look back at my grandparents, they were together for fucking 57 years – miserable! My grandpa was in the basement watching TV, my grandma watched TV upstairs. They had two beds for as long as I can fucking remember, and by the time I was old enough to have it in my head – why do they have two beds? Then they had two bedrooms! This fucking thing (Chad points to his crotch); every other commercial’s a dick pill. Obviously it’s going to quit working some day; but I’m going to get as many fucking clicks on it as I can!”