Hang 'Em High McCoy

yeah i draw law and order

wanna fight about it

<3 him

McCoy: Can anybody read around here? Cutter: I believe that’s a requirement for graduating from law school. McCoy: The lights. Maintenance is changing the light bulbs to save energy. I think the ones in my office are three watts. Rubirosa: You don’t want to save the polar bears? McCoy: I’m gonna need to save the seeing-eye dogs.

Rubirosa: We’re searching the Caribbean to rebut Johnson’s perjury. Last we heard, Shiner was either in Anguila or Antigua. Cutter: Meanwhile, the producers have made some changes to Larry Plus Ten. Rubirosa: Yeah, they’re moving his family with the Septomom’s into the same mansion on Long Island, along with a human lie detector. You know, one of those guys who can tell if you’re lying by the way you blink. Cutter: The idea is to have both families compete for prizes and to figure out which head of household murdered Joy Johnson. The television audience gets to vote, and…they’ve asked Arthur Branch to be the judge. McCoy: … You’re kidding, right?

McCoy: Ward’s no fool. Step out in front of a jury with what you’ve got now, you’ll have your heads handed to you. Cutter: She can push for a speedy trial all she wants. I can stonewall her. McCoy: And at the end of the day, you’ve still got the bigger problem: a very sympathetic defendant whose family was decimated by the full force of the U.S. government. Rubirosa: David and his sister lost their parents. Ward won’t let the jury forget that. Cutter: They’ll be too focused on our overwhelming evidence against David. McCoy: So why am I feeling underwhelmed?

Cutter: Jonah Applebaum is the Boxcar Basher? McCoy: You just put an insane serial killer back on the street. Rubirosa: He doesn’t know that we know that. We could still pick him up. McCoy: You damn well better. This could be Willie Horton all over again. Cutter: Willie Horton? You’re not worried about the election, are you? McCoy: I’m worried about everything. About him killing someone else. About the way this office is run. A serial killer, in our hands, and then released. Am I being too picky?

Law & Order 19x21, “Skate or Die”

unclear-sky:

JACK MCCOY: Ms. Kendrick, did you love your sister? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes, of course. I loved Janie. JACK MCCOY: You were six years old than her, helped your mother raise her. Didn’t you? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: Changed her diapers, bathed her, that sorta thing. LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: You babysat for her. LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: So, your parents trusted you to take care of her during this trip, didn’t they? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: And then, you met Peter Williams. And he told you that he wanted to have sex with your little sister because she was a virgin. Isn’t that what you testified to? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: And you agreed to help him because you were in love with him. LAURA KENDRICK: I was afraid. JACK MCCOY: You mean, you were afraid he’d leave you. Laura, let me remind you, you have to tell the truth as a condition to your plea. If you lie, the deals off. LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. I didn’t want to lose him. JACK MCCOY: So, you lured your little sister to his apartment, you drugged her, you helped Mr. Williams undress her. LAURA KENDRICK: I had to. JACK MCCOY: And you had sex with her while she was unconscious while Mr. Williams took pictures. How did you feel when you did that? LAURA KENDRICK: I wanted to make Peter happy. That made Peter happy. JACK MCCOY: How did it make you feel? Excited? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. So what? JACK MCCOY: And when you watched Mr. Williams brutally rape and sodomize your little sister, did you feel excited? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: And were you excited when you helped him dispose of Janie’s body and Ms. Aldmen. And you both raped the other girls. LAURA KENDRICK: He said he would marry me, he would buy me a 2 quart ring from Tiffany’s and he would love me and take care of me for the rest of my life.