FuckYeahAlgernonCadwallader

PITFALL!

YOU FALL INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT FOLLLLOOWWWWWING SOMETHING THAT IS NOT BEATING IN YOOOOOOUR CHEST

YOU HAVE INSULTED ALL THE MOUTHS SALIVATING AT YOUR SLIP

EXERCISE YOUR WRISTS, EXERCISE YOUR GRIP, EXERCISE COMMON SENSE

YOU WILL CUT YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN KNIFE

HAAAAAAVE YOURSELF MAKE A FACE THAT YOU LIIIIIIKE SO YOU RESEMBLE YOURSELF IN THE KNIFE

HAVE YOURSELF MAKE A FACE THAT YOU LIKE SO THAAAAAAAAAAT YOU CAN RECOOOOOOOOOOGNIIIIIIIZEEEEE YOURSELFFFFF INNNNNN THE REFLECTION OF THE KNIFEEEEEEEEE

HAVE YOURSEEEEEEELF MAKE A FACE THAT YOU LIKE

Algernon Cadwallader/Nice People/Mountain Asleep Summer Tour 2008 

Parrot Flies | Algernon Cadwallader

Happy new year! We’ve added a lot of new items to our store including the SnowingLimited Edition last show LP, football, etc. first down tape AND repress of The Draft with new colors/art, and both of the Algernon Cadwallader LPs to our distro! Note that the Annabel/empire! empire! (i was a lonely estate)/Joie De Vivre/The Reptilian split 7” is running realllly low, so get that soon orb be sorry!