GET INSIDE MY HEAD

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

Tumblr we gotta protest. Send me your feet pics and I’ll mail them to tumblr headquarters to show them how we really feel

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

The lack of context here is thrilling

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

sometimes a guy in underwear....is sexier than a guy naked

or a topless guy in gray sweatpants

you can miss someone but still understand that you deserve better !!

Okay!

Things I am currently working on

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special