Incorrect-Casting

Night: You're an asshole.

GPS: go straight.

Ben: What's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

I'd laugh but it's hard to enjoy jokes when your whole life feels like one

Ben: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Emily: *Internal screaming*

Emily: My favorite movie was always Brokeback Mountain.

Brandon: Name a way to be nice to others.

I speak four languages: English, Spanish, Sarcasm and Sexual Innuendos

Alan: *is mad*

Art: Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group.

Night: Talk to him, that's what friends do.

Art: This coming from someone who threw a shoe at a swan.

Zach: Smiling is what I do when I'm not listening.

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

Brandon: 20 years from now, I guarantee you I will be Emily's second husband.

Brandon: He wants to talk about his feelings. I’m not good at that.