Kirkbride Was A Mistake

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

oh there's "video evidence" that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

i love jiub

local ex-convict swears to kill all seagulls, is overwhelmed by the winged menace after bringing french fries onto the beach, is rescued and canonized by the pope

mankar camoran is a really fun antagonist but i guess i just love villains who are fucked up evil wizards that know stuff that you dont

sure its fun when a villain is sympathetic or reflective of the society that created him or whatever but what about an old dude whos just so goddamn weird and fucked up he starts shooting lightning at people and says ridiculous stuff constantly, because there is something wrong with him

if i were going about some nefarious business I would simply not carry an incriminating note revealing my exact intentions and who sent me

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

Oblivion dialogue

Is it because they kept everything in remembrance of High King Torygg ?

It has been less than a year since he died. So unless Ulfric started his duel by throwing a box of moths at the High King, which I am 27% sure didn’t happen, that can’t be the reason.

ulfric went hogwild and started chewing the tapestries to warm up for his fight with torygg

I want my face to be his fucking foot pedal

I’d love a chance to even see his bare feet… then find out if they’re ticklish, of course.

thank you toeluva and foottickl3rguy glad you liked my piano video