in omnia paratus

Happy Bob Dylan!!

that feeling when you’re putting your makeup on and see yourself transform from 1 to a solid 1.5 

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

“Ron Leslie Potter, you were named for two of the bravest people I ever knew.  I look forward to seeing the political quandary this leaves you in when you grow up.”

what do people in relationships even do

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

okay. didnt ask

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

You guys drain me in the comments, you can act like you guys hate her and her music as much as you want. But when that masc dude who fucked you for 3 months leaves you on read and never contacts you again, it’ll be you listening to ‘White Horse’ crying at 2am smh

for someone obsessed with being loved i do literally nothing to make myself lovable