mumbo fans have encountered a problem that literally no other mcyt fan has and it's that their creator touches grass too much somehow. "i wonder if mumbo is going to upload today!" mumbo is in the alps

We fixed the hole in the Ozone layer too.

big fuck you to those fans who constantly blamed him, begged that he was traded, called him names, threatened him and his family, etc. the toronto maple leafs might as well not exist anymore because mitch marner was the heart and soul of that locker room and team and they just destroyed that

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.