dont ever talk to me & my 72 poptarts ever again

i really wanted to make one ok

send me a number and i’ll make an audio post with the prompt!

I’ll say my own URL, and where it came from

I’ll talk about my favorite foods

I’ll talk about my favorite outfit

I’ll talk about my siblings

I’ll talk about what I did today

I’ll talk about something I’m obsessed with/currently interested in

I’ll sing verses from a song

I’ll read a page from a book

I’ll say a sentence in an accent that isn’t mine

I’ll describe where I’m sitting at the moment

I’ll talk about my pets/what pets I want

I’ll talk about my sexuality

I’ll talk about my favorite character

I’ll talk about something embarrassing that happened to me

I’ll talk about a dream I had

I’ll tell a story

I’ll talk about something I miss

I’ll talk about something I’ve never done

I’ll talk about something I’m proud of

I’ll talk about the music I’m listening to at the moment

I’ll talk about something that bothers me

I’ll talk about something that makes me happy

I’ll talk in a voice I don’t usually use

I’ll talk about something! (my choice)

I’ll talk about something! (your choice)

•Nitai doesn’t have a sexual orientation lmao, he’s ace. He will date anyone no matter what they identify as, but as soon as it starts to get intimate he’s like nope fuck this I’m out. -(Note, Nitai goes by they/them or he/him pronouns. He isn’t sure what gender he is all the time, it kinda fluctuates, so he tells everyone if they aren’t sure to just use they/them or he/him, but as you can tell, I’m using he/him for this.)

•His romantic orientation? He leans more towards masculine/male identifying individuals, but it’s pretty much the same as above^^

•His favorite food is easily Chinese dumpling soup. (Especially the kind from Olive Garden.) And Cheetos. He really loves Cheetos.

•He has a talent for singing, and can play the trumpet. He’s very good at writing poetry, and has won a few awards for his poetry in the past. (His weak spots are maths and the sciences, though.)

•He’s from Sweden, and can speak Swedish alright for the most part, save a few rough edges here and there from speaking English for so long. He lived there until he was 11, but then moved to the states’ with his mother and sister, while his father stayed there to support his family. He flies back there every summer for a week or two.

•His favorite color is turquoise, mainly because that was the color of his eyes when he was very little before an accident caused hemorrhaging in one eye to cause the color in it to turn weird -(Note: I don’t remember the exact term, but your iris breaks or something and the color leaks through your eye? It isn’t dangerous or anything, it’s just permanent.)

Yuri!!! on Ice Week 2017 || Day 5: Stay Close to Me

Since this is Vine’s last day, I made a tribute.

i’m going to regret doing this but the rewritten chapter 61 where baz is a bee

“

BAZ

I think I might kiss him. He’s right here. And his lips are hanging open (mouth breather) and his eyes are human, human, human.

You’re so human, Simon Snow.

You got my share of it.

He shakes his head, and he’s saying something, and I think I might kiss him.

Because I’ve never kissed anything before. (I was afraid I might sting.) And I’ve never wanted to kiss anything but him. (I won’t sting. I won’t hurt him.)

I just want to kiss him, then go.

‘Simon…,’ I say. And then he kisses bee.

SIMON

I just want him to shut up and stop buzzing like this. I just want him to get up and fly behind me out of here. I just want to be back at Watford in our room, knowing he’s there, and that he isn’t hurting anyone, and no one is hurting him.

BAZ

Is this a good kiss? I don’t know

Snow’s mouth is big. Everything is big.

He’s pushing me, so I push back.

His bee repellant is rattling in my mouth and wings. His pulse is beating in my small body. And his mouth is killing everything I’m trying to think.

Simon Snow.

SIMON

Baz’s mouth is smaller than Agatha’s.

Because he’s a bee, I think, and then: No, because he’s an insect.

He’s not an insect. He’s just a villain.

He’s not a villain. He’s just a bee.

I’m kissing a bee.

I’m kissing Baz.

He’s so small, and the world is so human.

“

Simon: I know what you are, Baz!

Baz: Say it.

Simon: You’re-you’re a vampire!

Baz: …

Simon: What?

Baz: I’m…not a vampire, Snow

Simon: What?

Baz: I’m a ballet dancer.

Simon:

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat