Hakuna Matata Bitches

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

fell asleep

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception