roadkill

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

u ever see a man so beautiful u wanna grab him by the throat cover his mouth and rape him in a bathroom stall til he stops fighting it

Born to be in your presence and show affection via acts of service, forced to be your internet mutual and actually communicate

Harry du Bois would say this.

the low rumble of the engine when you turn the key in the ignition is how it says it loves you