deadpool

     ❝They came. They killed. We suffered losses.❞

Eve is a survivor who was living happily at Oceanside when The Saviors stopped by for a cup of tea and to slaughter all of the menfolk; including her eight year old son and alcoholic husband. Biding her time, Eve has been waiting for her moment to seek revenge on Negan and his band of merry fucking assholes.

“ you’re a masterpiece ”

“ i could just eat you up ”

“ you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen ”

“ just let me look at you ”

“ do you realize how perfect you are ? ”

“ you are a work of art ”

“ you deserve to be treated like a prince/princess ”

“ i love everything about you ”

“ you are my world ”

“ perfection… ”

“ do you believe me when i say you’re beautiful ? ”

“ i love these lips ”

“ i could stare at you all day ”

“ you are my everything ”

“ you’re an angel ”

“ you’re mine ”

“ tell me i’m yours ”

“ let me make you feel good ”

“ i want you so bad ”

“ how bad do you want me ? ”

“ don’t hide from me ”

“i know there’s nothing to say.”

“i ain’t gonna miss you when you go.”

“I’ve been tossed around enough.”

“someone has taken my place.”

“you want your freedom.”

“who am i to keep you down?”

“but listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness, like a heartbeat drives you mad.”

“players only love you when they’re playin’.”

“you don’t know what it means to win.”

“i’m never going back again.”

“she broke down and let me in and made me see where I’ve been.”

“don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.”

“all i want is to see you smile.”

“yesterday’s gone.”

“loving you isn’t the right thing to do.”

“how could i ever change things that i feel?”

“you can call it another lonely day.”

“for you, there’ll be no more crying.”

“to you, i’ll give the world.”

“and i love you, i love you, i love you, like never before.”

“and i wish you all the love in the world, but most of all, i wish it from myself.”

“i never did believe in miracles.”

“you make loving fun.”

“i don’t want to stand between you and love.”

“i don’t want to know.”

“how can you love me?”

“if there’s been a fool around, it’s got to be me.”

“i can’t walk away from you.”

“dig your grave.”

“rulers make bad lovers.”

“you better put your kingdom up for sale.”

“well, she did make you cry.”

“pick up the pieces and go home.”

“you could be my silver spring.”

“i would be your only dream.”

“can you tell me was it worth it?”

as requested. Feel free to make any changes !

“Bend over.”

“Are you wearing that for me?”

“Beg for it.”

“I’m not sure what to use on you..”

“You look so good like that, waiting for me.”

“I love seeing you all wet.” / “I love seeing you all hard.”

“I’m not letting you finish until you say ‘please’.”

“This hickey will look good on you.”

“Did I go in too fast?”

“Wider.”

“You make me fall to pieces…”

“You can take it.”

“Moan for me..”

“I’ll do you right here, right now.”

“Are you shy?”

“Don’t give me that look. I won’t be able to resist you.”

“You taste divine.”

“Where should I leave a mark? Here? Or here?”

“Stay still, or it will hurt.”

as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Angry

“Is that so?”

“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”

“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”

“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”

“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”

“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

“Try and stop me.”

“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”

“Fuck you! Or me.”

Flirty

“I’m really flexible…”

“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”

“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”

“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”

“Is there any way I could repay you?”

“You have really pretty lips.”

“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”

“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”

“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”

“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”

Awkward

“..why are you staring at me?”

“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”

“So…how do I look?”

“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”

“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”

“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”

“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”

“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”

“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”

Requested by Anonymous

“Come on, then! Hit me!”

“Your stance is all wrong.”

“Am I doing this right?”

“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”

“Get down and give me 20!”

“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”

“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 

“Nice punch! Now do it again!” 

“You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 

“My grip feels off…” 

“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 

“I don’t want to hurt you…” 

“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 

“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 

“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”

“Here, you put your feet like this…” 

“Relax. I’m trying to help.” 

“Can you teach me how to __?”

“God, we stink.” 

“Are you doing okay?” 

“Are you alright?” 

“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 

“Come on! Another round!” 

“You can win this time!”

“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 

“What are you doing up at this hour?” 

“Where did you get that bruise?”