We All Do Dumb Shit When We're Fucked Up

So high I just tried to light my lighter with my other lighter...

So high I cried a little when I lost my lighter...

So drunk I passed out on the toilet...

So high I put on a second pair of pants...

So high I packed a bowl and dumped it out before I even smoked it...

So high I lost my shoes while I was wearing them...

So high I put a second hot pocket in the microwave because I forgot I already made one...

So high I caught my hair on fire...

So high I lost my phone in my boot while I was wearing it...

So high I cried when I saw a puppy...

So high I thought I was chewing gum but it was only the wrapper...

So drunk I packed a bowl of weed into my beer bottle...

So high I thought my phone ringing was the door bell...

So high I thought every mother in the world was named, "Mom"...

So high I got freaked out when I turned to talk to my friend because she had left and a dog took her place...

So fucked up I dipped my bubble wand in my beer....

So high I packed a bowl of lint to smoke...