A Confused Gay

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

Last night at work a man told me that I look better when I take my glasses off and I immediately replied that he looks better when I take my glasses off too and he got really angry and I think it was one of the proudest moments of my life

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

[ID: a comment by @ mewttie that says, "call that artificial intelligence". End ID]