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feeling like a #waterloggedcorpse

i am a normal guy with normal guy bones and organs

you and i are two sides of the same yucky sticky coin

*Emails you my spore*

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

Your argument is reductive and my penis is huge

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night