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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

i'm so suggestible and convinced i'm easy to read that if i was a celebrity reading rpf about myself i'd just be like wow....maybe i AM irrevocably in love with my co-star ...?

I need a cigarette and my mothers approval

freudianalyze feminize fetishize fujoshize

yaoi really is all we have left

violence is never the answer unless you're freaking it faggot style

can i come over and be very fucking insufferable and creepy and annoying and weird

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

They should start calling it April Media Literacy Day.

Every time i read a locked room mystery book when it gets to the murder i say it was magic and close the book. This is to prove i understood umineko.