Plonkernale

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

megalovania but I love you

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

formaldehyde grey is such a beautiful name for a baby girl

are you charmed by how pathetic I am

my most loyal oomf. come here. I'm gonna kick your ass