Rat King

+ pairings: eren yeager x (fem) reader

+ genres and warnings: modern au + fluff my favorite combination obviously, eren is an asshole but i think we all knew that by now, this isn’t proofread i’m sorry

+ notes: i am once again giving you reworked drabbles until i finish my longer fics <2 the good news is i finally finished his birthday fic but i won’t post it until it’s closer to his actual birthday… as for everything else… well… i’ll get there eventually (hopefully) lmaoo

“You’re such a little piece of shit.”

Eren can’t help but smile, both rows of teeth on display as he takes in your out-of-breath appearance and less that happy face.

He thinks you look stupidly cute. You think he’s just plain stupid.

He leans against the doorframe, crossing one leg over the other and his arms over his chest; that stupid, shit-faced grin on his mouth growing by the second, “Pray, tell, my love, whatever do you mean?”

You’re huffing and puffing—both out of anger, and because you’re out of breath from stomping back up to Eren’s apartment (because, of course, the elevator would be broken). You swear you’re going to go to prison for murdering your boyfriend.

“Don’t give me that, Eren. I know you turned off my alarm when I was napping, which made me late, which made me miss my bus, and left me stranded here.”

“I wouldn’t exactly say you’re stranded.”

“I would. Because I am. And you’re admitting to turning off my alarm you little bastard.”

“I’m doing nothing of the sorts, in fact, I don’t even know what you’re talking about—what’s an alarm? I’ve never heard of that before,” Eren chuckles, far too angelic for someone with the soul of a demon, “But since you’re stranded, do you wanna stay the night?”

You blink. There it is. Only Eren fucking Jaeger would sabotage your nap alarm, and your one shot at taking the last bus back to your apartment because he’s too prideful (and shy) too ask you to stay over like any other normal boyfriend. Or normal human being for that matter.

“Are you—did you plan this? Do you think I won’t high-tail it out of here and get an Uber because I—”

“You’re crazy if you think I’m going to let you get in an Uber at this time of night.”

“Ten minutes ago you were perfectly fine with me dashing out here like a madman to catch a bus you knew I would miss. In the dark.”

“That’s because I knew you would come running back to me, my dear,” he grins, pushing himself to stand upright. He reaches out to put his hands on your shoulder, slowly pulling you closer to him, “Besides, there are street lamps. And I could see you from my window. Very safe.”

boys in maid dresses supremacy 

gojō satoru; catch him losing the bet on purpose. i mean, it’s canon that he stole nobara’s skirt and flaunted it; there’s no way he hadn’t hopped on the maid dress trend at some point. he wears it with pride, probably acts extra dramatic and shows off too. honestly, he gets so annoying it feels like you lost the bet. will go out in it, heels on and everything

ryomen sukuna; it’s ripped off of him before you can get it on properly 😐 he’s so extra and for what. but if you do get him in it, he’ll be all grumpy and shit cause “it’s not masculine” but he can’t deny that okay, maybe this does feel nice (especially how you keep calling him pretty). but no. he will not smile once. grumpy man. 

getō suguru; he pretends to be upset but in reality he doesn’t entirely mind. probably thinks he looks really good too. might (read: definitely will) use this as an opportunity to tease you. i think he’d be pretty confident regardless of what he’s wearing, so the maid dress doesn’t entirely bother him. he also doesn’t mind if you make him go out in it lol

ɴᴀᴋᴀᴍᴜʀᴀ ʏᴜᴜɪᴄʜɪ ☆ 中村 悠一 ✿ (ꜰᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 20) ♥

一 Thank you for being so amazingly talented, Nakamura-san and breathing to life so many unforgettable characters! I adore your performances - you’re an icon and a favorite of mine always!

Meet Saraya: she was experiencing a mental health crisis. Police came and tackled her. She is 15.

Saraya Rees is a 15 year old biracial girl from Coos County, Oregon. After being abruptly instructed to stop taking her antidepressants by a local pediatrician, Saraya went into psychosis. In her manic state, Saraya poured a small amount of gasoline on the floor. Her parents called Coos Health & Wellness in hope that that would send mental health advisors, Coos Health & Wellness sent the police. While still in psychosis, the officers arrested her, questioned her without her family or lawyers present, charged with attempted murder and assault, and sent her to juvenile prison for 11 years.

ELEVEN.YEARS.

This is not justice.

This is inhumane.

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP:

1. Call these people and demand that she be let go to the custody in her parents.

Please call Governor Kate Brown and Senator Jeff Merkely.⁠

⁠

📞Governor Kate Brown: (503) 378-4582⁠

📞Senator Jeff Merkley: (503) 326-3386⁠

2. Sign the petition! 

http://chng.it/dPR59dnMzq

Please DO NOT donate to CHANGE.ORG, instead donate to Saraya’s gofundme. 

3. Follow @justice4saraya on instagram. You can find info on where to send her encouragement cards and get updated on progress.

4. SEND CARDS TO THE FOLLOWING (please also note card sending rules)

OAK CREEK CORRECTIONAL FACIILITY 

C/O SARAYA REES

4400 LOCHNER ROAD SE 

ALBANY, OR 97332

EDIT: PLEASE CONSIDER THESE RULES WHEN SENDING HER CARDS! The family has asked for the following when sending cards: 

-No vulgar language or cursing (she’s a child, afterall) 

-No stickers

-No metal 

- Do not use return address stickers

-No Cash

Using these things could mean Saraya doesn’t get your card. If you want to donate to the family during this very hard time, please use the GOFUND ME.

 https://www.gofundme.com/f/justice4saraya

You can also send her gifts for when she gets out to a PO BOX: 

SARAYA’S PO BOX

PO BOX 211

MYRTLE POINT, OR 97458

MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A CRIME. LET’S FREE OUR GIRL SARAYA!!!

Saraya’s website: https://www.justice4saraya.com/

UPDATE EDIT: Jan.5.2021: Saraya has written a letter: 

Dear Mom and Dad, 

I want you to post this on every social media platform that you can. I want you to do so, so that everyone knows how messed up the system is and how messed up the state is.

I don’t care if people know about my “crimes”, and I don’t care if people know I’m in prison. All I care about is letting people know the truth, this for me, and all of the rest of the kids in the system. This is what really, this is the truth….

I am Saraya Rees. I’m 14 years old, and I’m being charged with attempted murder x2. And attempted aggravated assault x1. I was arrested July 8th, 2019. I was in a detention for 3 months and 9 days. I spent my 14th birthday in Juvy. Not only that, but I have been sexually and physically harassed and the staff did nothing to help. I physically hurt myself even though I was on suicide watch.

They allowed the boys to make sexual gestures and comments to all of the females. The staff at my Juvy made fun of people who self harm or attempted suicide. They would do that right in front of the kids who have done that. Out of all the staff there was only one that was respectful. That staff’s name was Tom (thank you Tom for helping me through all this BS).

The reason I’m telling (whoever it may concern) this, is so you know what really happens in the system. But now I’m going to tell you why I’m really stuck in prison. I am being held in prison because I cried for help. People who know me, know I’ve done many things as a call for help. This was all of the biggest, what I did was pour a small amount of gasoline of the floor at my house. I was never going to light it, but the police and the court all said otherwise. 

When in comes to the court they don’t care about the fact they care about tearing people and families apart. The kids that they arrest are the kids who are being sexually and physically abused at home, the teen moms, the kids looking for love in the wrong places, places because their families don’t want them, the kids who are hurt, the kids who are suicidal. They arrest the misunderstood and that is not fair.

They arrest kids even if they have never committed the crimes, they arrest kids for no reason sometimes. As citizens of Oregon we need to take a stand, we need to stick up to this injustice. Please help get the kids like me who, without their families have nothing to hold onto. No reason to continue living out of places like this…please. Join our cause at #takeastand4oregon. 

mumen rider: [approaches garou and y/n]

mumen rider: excuse me, is this man bothering you?

you asked and you shall receive 😌

Bakugou Katsuki + Pegging H/Cs

• He finds it kinda demeaning that you even brought it up like he just doesn’t want to give up control to you,,,he a stubborn bitch,okay?

• It’ll take a lot of convincing for you to get him to submit but after a lot of “research” (*cough* porn *cough*) he’ll be interested in doing it

• There are only like two positions that he’s willing to try because he is a 🅱️UssY

• Katsuki is either throwing you down on the bed as soon as the strap is on and lubed up (because prep is IMPORTANT) and he is jumping on your dick and riding you like a fucking mechanical bull. He’d be damned if you thought he was just going to lay on his back and take it like a bitch.

• Having Katsuki on top is the fucking best for you though. He gets so antsy and impatient that he just slams his hips down on you repeatedly as he lets out needy moans that he doesn’t care to hide anymore.

• The only other way you are fucking him with that thing is Doggy style. He thinks this way is better because you can’t see the way that his face looks when you are inches deep into his tight ass.

• Also, We all know that Bakugou is a Thiccy™️ and when you’re thrusting into him, his booty jiggles and you can’t help but to grab it for support and use his body to hit the deepest parts of him.

• Katsuki’s insides m e l t at your dirty talk like please call him your good boy or your dirty cockslut like whether you praise or degrade him, it has the same effect which is him almost cumming on SIGHT.

• BRUH

• Katsuki likes to be spanked and this is the only time that you will be able to so you take advantage of that shit and strike him hard enough to leave marks for him to admire (and yell at you for) in the morning.

• Aftercare is really important for him. He would be so sensitive after giving up control to you. He needs cuddles and he needs you to play with his hair and tell him how beautiful he is and how good he was for you.

you asked and you shall receive 😌

Bakugou Katsuki + Pegging H/Cs

• He finds it kinda demeaning that you even brought it up like he just doesn’t want to give up control to you,,,he a stubborn bitch,okay?

• It’ll take a lot of convincing for you to get him to submit but after a lot of “research” (*cough* porn *cough*) he’ll be interested in doing it

• There are only like two positions that he’s willing to try because he is a 🅱️UssY

• Katsuki is either throwing you down on the bed as soon as the strap is on and lubed up (because prep is IMPORTANT) and he is jumping on your dick and riding you like a fucking mechanical bull. He’d be damned if you thought he was just going to lay on his back and take it like a bitch.

• Having Katsuki on top is the fucking best for you though. He gets so antsy and impatient that he just slams his hips down on you repeatedly as he lets out needy moans that he doesn’t care to hide anymore.

• The only other way you are fucking him with that thing is Doggy style. He thinks this way is better because you can’t see the way that his face looks when you are inches deep into his tight ass.

• Also, We all know that Bakugou is a Thiccy™️ and when you’re thrusting into him, his booty jiggles and you can’t help but to grab it for support and use his body to hit the deepest parts of him.

• Katsuki’s insides m e l t at your dirty talk like please call him your good boy or your dirty cockslut like whether you praise or degrade him, it has the same effect which is him almost cumming on SIGHT.

• BRUH

• Katsuki likes to be spanked and this is the only time that you will be able to so you take advantage of that shit and strike him hard enough to leave marks for him to admire (and yell at you for) in the morning.

• Aftercare is really important for him. He would be so sensitive after giving up control to you. He needs cuddles and he needs you to play with his hair and tell him how beautiful he is and how good he was for you.

Excuse me, but I have the weirdest kink for pegging I’m ngl and you requested my two favourite boys? Added Dabi too, because you know he would be down for pegging.

Warnings: 18+, NS*W, Pegging.

Headcanons under the cut because-