At the barbecue gettin my pork pulled rn #hotdogstyle #sloppyjoe

God I hate white people bathrooms what you means I gotta Jack it with goat milk

I’m just gonna say it! This Drake guy might be the new Lana del ray!

Trump supporters be all about the death penalty until I kill they wife

They’re hosting the 2094 Olympics in palisreal

C-section is when the man gives birth

Local schizophrenic thinks he’s a newscaster! More at eleven!

yeah yeah you pee in the girl and she gets pregnant I know how it works

Anytime a song I like becomes a tik tok audio it’s gentrification

Soccer? The politically correct term is football.

If Aubrey Hepburn was a good actress she would’ve been in a marvel movie

I’m like rain man but instead of being super smart with numbers I can drunk drive pretty good

God dude Romeo and Juliet is so boring- more like montesnooze and napulets am I right?

I’m crawling in a bug threat

Allergies are something to be sexualized

I think we should switch out police dogs with officers who are in trouble for whatever reason and they have to get down on all fours and sniff and bite as punishment for shooting an innocent person