still finding glitter in my ass crack

I personally believe that one could deflect missiles simply by queefing so hard that you blow em right outta the sky.

hmmmm, someone's gotta test that out, for science y'know

if i die on the battle field today please write big queef and the burping vibrator for me, it's my dying wish

I will. I promise you, if you die today, the queefs and burps will be known throughout the realm!

“Thomas isn’t a person” - @fruityfairyfriend , same dude that just thanked “everyone who’s not trying to kill” him for his survival. wondrous!

ummm.... i could probably think about what i say before i say it huh. well thomas is a vip in my book, please let him know that today so he doesn't feel bad ToT

oooof that seems actually bad this time. like war crimes this, causing mass destruction that, but being mean to scalies? idk sounds not right to me

kinda seems like he doesn't know how to count or something, not that i'm one to judge

“aren’t forest fires kinda bad for our logging business??” - @fruityfairyfriend speaking of our completely fake logging contract.

we gotta act serious about this fake business, how else will they believe us?? ... also, i wanted to be a lumberjack as a kid so this is actually kind of fun

it truly was the best thing i've ever eaten. i will always remember that orc master chef

@turningpaige @hawaiian-punch-ass-potion besties this is the formal application for code names. please drop yours below. i nominate knife fingers for thomas

BIG QUEEF!!! And for me, idk, Fuzzball?

love it, big queef is solid. and fuzzball for you is cute! i think i'll go with glitter guy for me. now what do we do for barbados?

the gif is CRIMINAL, but trust i will be showing up yo the event