Bruno

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

Eating another can of sardines. People are too fucking scared to talk to me. Heh. Can't say I blame em...

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

i skink therefore i scram...!

i skink therefore i scram...!

i skink therefore i scram...!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

This song is for the people, who tell their families that they're sorry, for things they can't and won't feel sorry for.

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.