Jan 24, 2019
peter: hey mr. stark can i say fuck?
tony: only in the lab
two weeks later
may: hi tony, i’m calling because peter said a word i don’t approve of and he said you told him he could use it?
tony: i did not tell him he could say it.
tony: i told him he could say it sometimes.
Tony: Peter you can’t do science in your kitchen at home and call it a lab. Peter: >:I aw.
peter: aunt may keeps asking if she can come visit stark tower.
tony: of course. bring her tomorrow; you can give her a tour
[the next day]
peter: and this is the fucking lab, where mr. stark and i do cool fucking science
tony:
