dont come near me with a chimp i will throw hands

I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and - I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond.

I need your help! Please Read and boost!!

I never do this, but I really need some help right now. There’s multiple black cats at the gas station down the street from me. One looks pregnant, and there’s another with a hurt leg. They’re too shy for any person to get too close. Someone likely just dumped them there.

It’s approaching Halloween and I’m so scared for them. I would be regardless, but people can be extra hateful to black cats during this time. Torturing, mutilating, and killing them for “ritualistic” purposes (but we all know that’s not a ritual, and black cats aren’t evil, the evil is them).

We would normally just get some help and trap them when we find a place to get them all neutered, and release back; but I need help like, now!! I can’t in good conscious do that. They need to be trapped and put into foster homes, so they can be socialized and adopted. Not just released back into that dangerous area.