Do What You Want

I should've known! She didn't like me.

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

The fact that I laughed at this should probably indicate something.

That you have a great sense of humor

OH MY GOD

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.