Frozen Bootlegs

Found this at Discovery Shopping Mall, Bali, Indonesia. Why are their costumes 2D? Why don’t they have fingers? Or legs?!

Inexplicably small bootleg doll. Found at a Poundland in Harrow, London.

So user evrything-and-nothing alerted me to this ftabulous website full of knock-off Frozen games, which for some... strange... reason contains this ‘50 Shades of Frozen’ game.  I have no words. 

This one’s Elsa if she... died? Took a power nap? I’m not really sure...

This one-of-a-kind Elsa cloth doll is currently selling on eBay... a steal for just $220!

Another restyled OOAK doll, this Elsa is ready to party! Or join Jem and the Holograms... I’m not really sure.

Elsa darling... I think you might have overdone the makeup a smidge.

This message is rather subliminal...cult-like, even. 

They just can’t get her dress right, can they?

I don’t really know what to make of these... 

Anna is wearing a bib.

Boasting a very snow-oriented colour scheme, this ‘Frozen Fever 2′ microphone will give your child minutes of entertainment... Frozen backing tracks not actually included. 

They’re just like the Disney Animator’s Collection dolls, only cheap and nasty!

And the Frozen Fever dolls keep coming! Diversity Fashion’s take on the dolls comes complete with bare feet, incredibly accurate costumes and the best bun you have ever seen!

Whoa, when did that happen? Thanks so much everyone! I’ve got lots of great bootlegs coming up and don’t forget to keep your eyes peeled for anything interesting you might come across in your travels. In the meantime, though, let’s celebrate with some delicious cake!