Penguinitis

What’s happening on Twitter?

What

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

i’m a slut for salad bitch…. crunch

oh my God

today i saw a guy dressed in a green santa suit and all i could think was “it’s santa’s brother, luigi”

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

Is it even a fanfiction if she doesn’t let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding

omg this is my favorite thing ever

give him a hat it’s hot outside

BILIE JOE IN A FLANNEL. REBLOG IF YOU AGREE.

Hi! I need your help. Can you give me .0436 bitcoin? I’m going to McDonalds and

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

DAVID HASSELHOFF

those were the fucking funniest parts

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.