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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

chemists: don't think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

biologists: aren't even sure they know enough to be an authority in their own firld

medical provider: I can perform that service. what is your name?

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️

✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️

That’s what she had said. Yelena had said that and suddenly everything else came flooding back.

“There was someone, but I had to let her go. To keep her safe.”

“I lost someone.”

“This is the most fun I’ve had in years.”

MJ really should be doubting herself here. What kind of person spends four years completely isolated?

The kind of person who writes a letter he’s never going to read. That’s who. The self sacrificial idiot who got himself shot trying to save the person who was terrorising him. The same idiot who hasn’t shown his face in the past two weeks.

So, with the help of Ned’s computer skills they get Yelena back on the phone, and with her government access and a side comment about Spider-Man declining her invitations to the tower, MJ had an address.

And she checks that address six times before finally concluding that yes, this idiot lived in the most run down building of all time. And yes, this idiot lived in the attic that was completely on its own. And yes, this absolute idiot had a sign on the door so he didn’t even have to talk to delivery drivers.

She knocks with more force than necessary, probably.

And Peter opens the door quicker than she expects, panicked eyes racking up and down as if she’s carrying something dangerous.

“Are you okay?” He asks, breatheless.

And now that they’re up close, she can see the bags under his eyes, the cuts on his face and the bruises on his neck.

“You didn’t call,” she says, pushing past him and into the apartment. Cupboards are left open displaying the empty shelves, clothes strewn around the floor. There’s an unmade bed in the corner and no couch. It smells stale and old and she is going to kill this idiot.

“I didn’t— Woah, hang on.” And Peter finally has the gall to sound embarrassed. He should be. This place is horrifying.

“You can’t just disappear!” MJ says, voice dangerously close to breaking because Peter was supposed to go to college with them. He was supposed to have a life.

“I— I didn’t think you wanted anything to do with me,” he says, though it’s more of a question.

“What, just because I friendzoned you?”

Peter seems to stumble at that point. “You wanted to be friends still?”

MJ rolls her eyes, trying to hide the glassy shine, before bulldozing Peter into a hug. He took a few seconds to even realise what was going on, and that just made her hold on even tighter.

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For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.

summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.

Examples:

summary: Bruce

summary: "Bruce Banner"

summary: Bruce OR summary: Banner OR summary: Hulk

You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.

The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.

expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.

You can use expected_number_of_chapters: -1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.

I saw your tags @jackdaw-sprite and I figured I could offer you some help? You've got a few options to find fics that are actually about your fave who is often sidelined.

My own personal go-to is to use the Search Within Results filter. You can find the filters by clicking/tapping on any tag. If you're on a wide screen like a laptop, they'll be on the right hand side of the screen. If you're on a narrow screen like a phone, you'll need to press the Filters button at the top of the page to open up the menu.

In that menu, scroll down until you're near the bottom. That's where you can find the box labelled Search Within Results. In that box, you can type

summary: Renhardt OR summary: Rendog

When you filter for that result, you'll get 19 fics with that name mentioned in the summary, and if the name is in the summary you've got MUCH higher chances of them being central to the fic.

There's also a way to find fics with a tag in the X position. Fan coders have had this same issue, and so they've created userscripts that you can add to your web browser (like an extension). Here are a few that might be helpful for you to try:

AO3 Actually Relevant Characters - Sorts and highlights works based on how relevant the tagged character seems in the work's tags and summary.

AO3: Prioritise my Faves - Hide work if chosen tags are late in sequence, or if blacklisted tags are early

AO3 Secondary Character & Pairing Filter - Replaces works with placeholder if the tags you want aren't the first few tags, with option to show work.

Editing to add: this version of the post has a syntax error in it. To remove oneshots with a filter, use