community nbc is such a trojan horse bc the first episode is basic af (to the point that I stopped watching and didn’t give it another try until years later) and then it’s like zombie outbreak. school wide paintball. claymation episode. dean with a dalmatian fetish who dresses in drag. chicken tender mafia. ex communicated spanish teacher who lives in the vents with a monkey. killer glee coach. betty white attempts murder. evil ! alternate universe characters. chevy chase in a cult. freaky friday body swap. law and order parody over the death of a yam. troy and abed in love. the asscrack bandit.... just to name a few

Adebayo you fucking beautiful soul. You really can be friends with anyone if you try hard enough. You’re the glue of the team.

adebayo waving to random strangers on her walk in the alternate dimension ☹️💞 her heart is so full of goodness and love and whimsy and joy she's my best friend if they do anything to her im going to kill myself

the raven cycle is great because it's main group is a ghost, three insanely powerful magicians, and then this rich kid serving unimaginable levels of cunt who really wants to find a dead body. Everybody wants to die for him

its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

ah, my wife (a traumatized older man)