and i'll take the night shift

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

can you fart so hard your balls explode

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

ID. a simple digital drawing of two smiling figures in t-shirts with trans flags on the sleeves, dancing to music. they are shown in several positions. End ID.

that butch lesbian over there they call her a big, strapping lass because she well she um

I hate it when people expect me to talk, like is my “mnn” not good enough for you? :/

someone said something nice to me online event all survivors 10,000 jumping for joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D 🥰🌱🌸🌺✨⭐️💫🌈🌊🌄🌅🌌🎀🎉🎊🪄❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕💖💞💓🔆♥️🏳️‍🌈✦✧★✷❤︎☭ all beauty in da world :) <3

[ID: a drawing of mabel and stan pines dancing together with big smiles on their faces. /end ID]

telling butch lesbians to “be ugly” when rejecting feminine beauty standards is nice but butchness is something that lesbians find beautiful and desirable so maybe instead of telling butches to accept that they are ugly in a het world tell them that they dont have to live in a world where they’re considered ugly. you dont have to accept being ugly bc you arent ugly to us.

if i make a typo u need to know im just a really small dude running around on my keyboargd pressing keys really fast and i tripped :(

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you