frogflap.

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

can't believe more people aren't relationship anarchists this shit rocks

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

We like it dw

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

whump is fun because you see a character and are like “i love you so much that i want to see you sobbing and covered in blood. i need you dying in a hospital bed. i need you cold, wet, and miserable. i love you and want you to suffer unimaginable horrors. then you can have a kiss on the head as a treat”

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept