Frog and Toad Are Sus

"I have too many unread emails," Toad said.

"You will never reach inbox zero," replied Frog.

"They say the government might ban TikTok," said Frog.

"Frog, there is a spy balloon up in the sky! We need to shoot it down!" said Toad.

Frog and Toad were drinking Champagne to celebrate the New Year.

"Toad, look who I ran into on my morning run! I invited him over for some cookies," said Frog.

"My entire feed is filled with everyone's Spotify Wrapped," grumbled Toad.

"Why are you banging your head against the wall?" asked Frog.

"Hello lunch," said the snake when he saw Frog and Toad.

"It is Thanksgiving. Why not eat this tofurkey instead?" asked Frog.

"I've been streaming Taylor Swift's new song Anti-Hero 24/7 since Midnights dropped. It is a bop!" said Frog.

"You should buy the album instead. Support the artist, Frog," said Toad.

"I think we should go get some pizza from the ZaBot," said Frog.

"Did you enjoy the extra hour of sleep last night, Toad?" asked Frog.

"I just tweeted that I am going to delete my account now that Elon Musk owns Twitter!," said Frog.

“I think I shall get out of bed today after all,” said Toad.