Friggin' Solo

"C’mon don’t look at me like that."

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"There's a NEW Jersey?"

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"I ain't calling you a truther!"

"I don't care. I like it on my face."

"Pip pip da doodly do!"

"Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"

"That is not my job."

"I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."

"Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"

"Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"

"I love this album more than I love myself."

"Whoa, just take it easy, man."

"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

"You should date whoever you want to date."

"So I don't like her, big deal."

"If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."

"I don't like half the girls I date."

"Nice going, you ran over your sister!"

"I hope you go bald!"

"I hope they cancel Oprah!"

"I'm really glad someone invented pizza."

"Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"

"Whoa, that cat IS fancy."

"Don't you have a rib to nibble?"

"You sicken me."

"You're the worst!"

"Look, I was wrong, okay?"

"Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer."

"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."

"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."

"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."

"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"

"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."

"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."

"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."

"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."

"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."

"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."

"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."

"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."

"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."

"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."

"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."