Gnar Gnar Bro

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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you CAN 👏 NOT 👏 tell me Aang wouldn’t love fart jokes. Boy is an AIR bender from Prankster Island. He’s airbending his farts at people. He asks Sokka to pull his finger and launches himself 50 feet in the air. He does this every single day. Sokka laughs at it every single time.

These are such good chickens

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

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