incipit vita nuova

quick doodles.

Happiness- Can’t handle any weather below 50, Doesn’t ever want a desk job,  travelling all the time, would live on a deserted island if they could, talks to their mom everyday 

Be Natural- Listens to jazz, wants to live in NYC, has high standards, and expensive tastes, pretends to be a cold bitch but isn’t, wears high heels daily

Automatic- really good at cooking, intimidating, a bit quiet, loves dark makeup, drives around at 3am for no reason, likes to stargaze, 

Ice Cream Cake- The baby of her friend  group, fake pure, kind of a mess, wears pastel colors, has killer puppy eyes, knows how to get what she wants, wears glossy makeup, glitter aesthetic

Dumb Dumb- Can’t spell to save her life, really bad at hiding crushes, kind of a tomboy, has freckles, the dependable friend, wears contacts and complains about it 24/7

One of these Nights- can’t get over breakups, cuddly, wraps herself in a blanket with a cup of tea when shes sad, tries to be positive, gorgeous but can’t tell, likes wearing dresses, has an extensive jewelry collection 

Russian Roulette- athletic, cheerful, secretly can kill a man, a bit of a daredevil, everyone has had a crush on her, signature hairstyle is a high ponytail, a flirt, likes playing old video games

Rookie- plays an instrument, a bit eccentric, talks really fast, has messy handwriting, doesn’t pay attention in class but does well, gets taken advantage of, really good memory, creative as fuck

Red Flavor- waiting for summer all year, loves to swim, very bright, gets bored easily, has a lot of friends, not caught up in drama, takes random ice cream trips with her friends

Peekaboo- doesn’t like relationships, has probably murdered someone, loyal to their super close friends and nobody else, guarded as hell, nobody knows anything about them, likes going to parties

Carole & Tuesday Opening Theme : Kiss Me.

(the english phrases aren’t literal translations but rather attempts at conveying similar sentiments)

livet suger = life sucks

dette suger = this sucks

jeg dør = I’m dying

(nei,) vet du hva = you know what

nå gidder jeg ikke mer / jeg gidder ikke mer = I’m not doing this anymore

jeg er så sliten = I’m so tired

jeg gir opp = I give up / I quit

jeg har ikke energi til det(te)her - I don’t have the energy for this

jeg gir meg (ende) over = I can’t

få det til å slutte = make it stop

jeg orker ikke mer = I can’t do this anymore

jeg vil ikke mer = I don’t want to do this anymore

jeg takler det ikke = I can’t deal with this

faen i helvete = fucking hell

alt jeg vil er å sove = I just want to sleep

jeg klarer det ikke = I can’t do it

jeg er (så) ferdig med livet = I’m (so) done with life

æsj = ugh/ew

drit og dra = go to hell

nå holder det = that’s enough

faen ta (dette) = fuck this

faen heller = goddamn it

nei = no

kødder du med meg = are you kidding me

Welcome to another crash course by your local information mess. This post is actually based off of a rather long reply I gave on a Discord server, so hey I hope it’s explained a bit better here :’)

As you may already know, German adjectives have strong, middle and weak declensions for all three genders, as well as a plural form, all of which are in all four cases!

Now, before you cry over supposedly having to learn 48 forms and worry about not being able to get that all in your head, maybe give this a quick read? I know there are probably millions of posts on this, but I’ll try and explain not only how to form all of these, but also how I went about making sense of them; there’s a pattern, trust me. I’m also going to low-key personify grammar so prepare for the cringe.