The Adventures of Frinkle

The Eggverse lore: (written by Bigfoot)

Link was born out of a cosmic egg, thrown at the wall too hard by Ganondorf(squared) - making him technically his father. He was born at Impaz's home. Impaz was a dedicated dancer, and the owner of a cat dance troupe.

Cosmic construct. ALWAYS WILL BE 12 years old.

Gandorf(squared) was born out of asexual reproduction from Ganandorf's body - before he died. He was raised by Impaz, he wanted to make his adoptive father proud - however he has a negative IQ and cannot dance - so he decided to start a circus. He had all the animals. Except a dragon. So he created a plan to make Zelda so depressed (she is thirty six btw) that she consumes a secret stone and turn into a dragon... However he was so negative IQ he didn't know how to get a secret stone. In his confusion he was murked by Frying Pan Link - who had finally learnt to walk.