Fried Beetles!!!

I could would and should pop my badussy for Grimlock and Megatron, any continuity. I’m not gonna explain myself.

"I would never align myself with an organic, how dare you even suggest such a thing" [[Like 2 days later]] "This is (YOUR NAME) and they're an organic but hear me out guys what if- what if we kept them."

He. Doesn't know how to feel at first but eventually accepts it

Emotional constipation is maxed out on the Megatron build holy cow

Overly cautious with you, like if something that is one (1) degree above room temperature touches you you'll burn alive. He learns that you're not that fragile, but he cringes whenever he sees you go near an ice machine or stovetop

Physical Touch: Absolute cuddlebug. He hates touching you in the beginning because he (secretly) doesn't want to hurt you, and now he freely waltzes down the halls of the Nemesis with you held to his chassis, a ridiculous smug look on his face. He doesn't like kisses because he can't kiss you back and he thinks its unfair.

Words of Affirmation: Doesn't know how to praise people, only how to order them around... however. Whenever you give him the slightest bit of praise, he just blue screens and stands there like a buffoon. An absolute creature, caught in headlights. He loves it, but not in front of other people.

Quality Time: He brings you everywhere, unless you explicitly say you don't want to go. His favorite thing is putting you on his desk while he does paperwork, because it makes the work "easier." He definitely prefers time outside of work, though, because he would absolutely hunker down with you under the covers and just lay there for the rest of eternity, talking about "stupid Autobots" and "did I remember to send Starscream that schedule change?" and "you smell nice"

Gift Giving: Not very big on it, because he doesn't know what humans like, but if you explicitly say you want something, it will "magically and mysteriously" appear on your side of the bed within 24 hours. He doesn't like receiving gifts, though.

NSFW hcs will be below the cut!

SFW hcs

Since you were just another engineer, your first meeting was strictly professional.

The warlord didn’t pay you much mind at first, but when you ever-so-gracefully told Starscream to either be helpful or fuck off, you caught his attention.

Your passion for engineering was appreciated and Megatron assigned you your own room in the Nemesis, an honor saved for only those high among the Decepticon ranks.

He loves to watch you work, and even asks questions as you go about your business.

When you first got into a relationship with each other, Megatron made sure to avoid you whenever he got frustrated because he was scared that he’d take it out on you. He still does this sometimes, but more often then not he goes to you for cuddles and to rant about whatever happened.

This also goes the other way around. Being an engineer, you’re bound to get frustrated more than once with your projects. Megatron simply sits there and listens to you vent your frustrations while caressing your frame and occasionally muttering loving words in your audials.

He adores it when you call him pet names, in front of others or not. He always responds with his own.

He secretly commissioned for a second throne to be built next to his so that you could (comfortably) sit with him when you weren’t working.

Megatron keeps you out of all fights, on the Nemesis or with the Autobots. He can’t risk his favorite engineer getting hurt!

Whenever Megatron returns from battle injured, he secretly loves it when you fawn over him; tracing the scars and welds on his frame and pouting when he tells you there’s no need for it.

He loves it when you help buff and wax his frame, and vice versa.

If you ever had sparklings together, you bet he’s protective of them.