Weedy Gonzales

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chlorine is a refined taste. not all of you have the palette

I care about Rhinos.

*snorts a line* CHRISTIANS SHOULD ALL BE PRO ABORTION. ITS JUST SENDING SOULS DIRECTLY TO HEAVEN *snorts another line*

The Pope abolished limbo a few years ago

The Pope ceases the existence of a realm.

The Pope seems like an outdated figurehead until you remember he can create and destroy entire spiritual planes.

Also the Popenis just for Catholics, not Christian’s. Unless we’re clumping those two separate religions together now.

Catholicism is……a sect of christianity……

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

If Cringe Culture is really dead then im gonna get back on my Doctor Who hill for a minute and say that Russell T. Davies was a good writer actually and Moffat fucked everything up by turning the whole affair from a fun sci-fi adventure series with a thematic focus on humanism into pretentious horseshit with plot convolution on a Hussie scale, Moffat is only a good writer if you give him limits and Davies’s era would’ve been much more loved had he had a budget on scale with Moffat’s nonsense

Never have I ever reblogged something so fast and wholeheartedly BE A BITCH IF IT MEANS BEING SAFE, THEY AIN’T WORTH IT

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

I am a sacrificial lamb, and god is my sister with a pillow

This says, so succinctly, what I’ve always tried to say about political correctness and how it is not a new thing, nor is it a bad thing.

whenever i see a callout for a kin blogger its always like, everything. like they just did every single thing.

*taking a third sip of chamomile tea* bro are you feeling this i feel so warm inside dude just take another sip it’ll kick in soon